The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
accurate gif usage
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So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
omfg
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misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe
cuz u basic
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My brother was trusted to go shopping for the first time yesterday and he bought 39 loaves of bread because it was on offer so now our kitchen is just full of a fuckton of bread and we have nowhere to put any of it because our freezer is full, my house is like a shitty math problem right now.
oh crumbs.
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fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
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